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adamsandlersuperdeath2005:

“I’m not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I’ve always been a freak. So I’ve been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I’m one of those people.”
- Kurt Cobain (1967-1994)

unclefather:

me: *gives birth to a baby*

doctor: what are you going to name her?

me: Grand Theft Auto

me: it’s gender neutral 

unclefather:

An experience with straight men by Sierra unclefather

him: *fumbles around with my vagina*

him: girls told me i’m really good at this

him: *rubs my urethra*

me: that’s not my clit

me: *moves his hand*

him: i know where it is

him: *moves hand back*

him: *is literally rubbing where pee comes out of*

him: you like that?

gypsy-sex:

 Come… with… us…

unclefather:

me when i sing the words wrong: Remix!! 

letscbtplay:

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karcuttle:

me: *accidentally makes a noise that sounds like a fart*
me: *makes noise 500 more times so anyone who heard it knows i did not fart*